Being the genius that I am, one day, BAM, it just hit me... I was born to make video games! Great idea, right? But pretty soon I realized... Making games is a huge pain in the butt! Fortunately, I know everybody in this city, and everybody knows me. So! I roped in all my pals and got them to help me make the games! Whaddaya think? WarioWare, Inc. sounds like a pretty spectacular company, right? Good news, then: you're hired! Just don't expect a paycheck. WAHAHA!
COMPANY NAME
WarioWare, Inc.
OBJECTIVE
GET. RICH.
PRODUCTS OFFERED
The world's funnest video games, such as WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!
DATE OF ESTABLISHMENT
How should I know?!
ADDRESS
Diamond City
CAPITAL
There's only one capital around here: W, and it's mine!