Earth food is so delicious! Earth food is so delicious!
Alien Alien
Orbulon Orbulon
Welcome to my page! I am still learning your Earthspeak, but I will do my best to write with clarity. Welcome to my page! I am still learning your Earthspeak, but I will do my best to write with clarity.

Profile

AGE
I have over 2,000 years of age.
IQ
It is 300! Orbulon is very smart.
HOPES AND DREAMS
In time, I will conquer Earth. But these days, I am content enough with life in Diamond City.
HOME
I live in the Oinker, which bears a resemblance to one of your Earth pigs. To Orbulon, it is both spacecraft and friend. It has a warp drive, but no bath or toilet.
LIKES
Getting lots of sleep! Orbulon becomes very cranky with less than 20 hours of snoozing.
DISLIKES
Earthspeak, because it is so difficult...
THE LATEST NEWS
Just the other day I discovered a sweet bun called a "maritozzo." According to my IQ 300 genius-level calculations, these are certain to take off in popularity! The buns have got legs! Did I say that right?
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CEO Comment

Orbulon is an alien and WarioWare, Inc.'s eldest employee! He crashed into my house, and that's how he got the job. Lucky for him, I've got space-cosmos aspirations of my own! With an IQ of 300, he could come in pretty useful... That's almost as high as my IQ!
Orbulon is an alien and WarioWare, Inc.'s eldest employee! He crashed into my house, and that's how he got the job. Lucky for him, I've got space-cosmos aspirations of my own! With an IQ of 300, he could come in pretty useful... That's almost as high as my IQ!

Wahaha!

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